Dungeon Duo: Introduction and Forest Temple

First of all, I owe every single one of you my most sincerest apologies. I know I promised more articles, and they’re coming, but I’ve been really busy with softball and work and AP exams and… *cough cough* Bioshock Halo Skyrim Mario Sunshine Brawl Melee Pokemon Colosseum Bioshock Infinite Twilight Princess Wind Waker Majora’s Mask *cough cough*

I’m sorry, I seem to be coming down with something…

But, like I said, I’ve been super busy with things I just couldn’t get out of, as you can see. I’ll try and clear up my schedule so I can make my new DUNGEON DUO SERIES *parades around elatedly*

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Companion Comparisons Finale

Well, I’ve written quite a lot of articles, and I think it’s about right that I give them a fair send-off with a conclusion piece, don’t you think?

Oh, how silly of me, you won’t be able to answer this in time for it to be posted! I’ll just assume all of you answered, “yes, Miss Rachel!” and move along with it. And even if you didn’t, then leave now and never come back! (Smeagol reference, anyone?)

Psshtt, anyway, *ahem*

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Companion Comparisons: Sheik

Oh my goddesses, guys! Can you believe it? The last Companion Comparisons! It… it almost makes me teary-eyed… *sniffle*

 
Just kidding. I will be back with more articles, I promise! You’ll see, my dear fellow WMBers. You’ll all see… But for right now, I’ll finish off this series with one of the most mysterious companions in franchise history: Sheik.

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Companion Comparisons: Tetra

Hello, fellow WMBers! I have a secret to tell y’all: this is the second-to-last Companion Comparison Article! Don’t worry, though, as you will still hear more from me. But for right now… Tetra!

 
Well, first, I want to talk about a serious matter. Remember, golf and alcohol don’t mix, and that’s why you shouldn’t drink and drive. Teeheehee.

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Companion Comparisons: Groose

Salvete! And happy anniversary, WMB! This place has been up for five years… it makes me feel bad that I’ve only been here for a year and a half. I wish I could have been here a lot sooner, but I didn’t even have the game until then.
Ok, maybe “have” is the wrong word. Perhaps… Maybe… I stole the game. There, I said it. I stole Twilight Princess from my cousins. Don’t tell the fuzz!

 
But it’s one of the best decisions I’ve ever made in my life. The people I’ve met, the things I’ve learned… it’s all due to this site and the game. Thanks to all my readers who make me feel like I’m giving back to the site. It means a lot.
But oh my goddesses, did you guys hear about the guy who got his left side cut off? Yeah, he’s all right now.
Buh dum tss.

 

I do believe a certain admin discretely implied that he wanted an article about Groose, so who would I be to not grant that simple wish? Why, I would just be silly. That’s so silly.

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