View unanswered posts | View active topics It is currently Wed Sep 26, 2018 2:51 am



Reply to topic  [ 6 posts ] 
 Stupidest Song Lyrics 
Author Message

Woman of Letters

User avatar

WMB Addict

WMB Addict

Badges:
Image
Usergroup Bars:
Image
Image

Joined: Sun Apr 01, 2012 2:25 pm
Posts: 985
Location: Everywhere and nowhere more awesomely!
Gender:
Heavy RP Characters: Characters
Post Re: Stupidest Song Lyrics
I don't see why no one would have posted here. I've seen this topic every now and then and meant to post here, but I never remembered while I was online until now.

"I'll just keep moving my body (yeah)
I'm always ready to party (yeah)
No I don't listen to mommy (yeah)
And I'll never say that I'm sorry

Oh I'm an American girl
Hot blooded and I'm ready to go
I'm loving taking over the world
Hot blooded, all American girl (Whoa)
I was raised by a television
Every day is a competition
Put the key into my ignition"

--American Girl, by Bonnie McKee

A lot of these words just seem like tossing together anything that rhymes to me. I particularly question the last line's relevance. Also, I just don't appreciate the stereotyping of my gender and age group.

_________________


Sat Dec 07, 2013 10:44 pm
Profile

ᴛʜᴇ ᴏɴᴇ ᴡʜᴏ ʙᴇᴛʀᴀʏᴇᴅ ɢᴏᴅ

User avatar

Midna Fanatic

Midna Fanatic

Image
Image
Image
Image

Joined: Sat Dec 24, 2011 9:42 pm
Posts: 170
Location: Heldt Tower
Post Re: Stupidest Song Lyrics
From the same dude who brought you Rebecca Black's Friday:



Quote:
After balling, I go clubbing
Then I’m hugging
Then I’m hungry and I’m walking on the street
And I’m getting getting getting getting grumpy grumpy
I see Chow, by my right
I smell food in the air
It’s Chinese Food, my favorite
So I’m getting getting getting getting hungry

[Chorus x2]
I love Chinese food (Yeah)
You know that it’s true (Yeah)
I love fried rice (Yeah)
I love noodles (Yeah)
I love Chow mein
Chow Mo-Mo-Mo-Mo Mein

[Verse 2]
Read the menu
They got broccoli
Even chicken wings
Make it spicy
And you like it
Cause it’s beautiful
And it tastes so so so good
I like their egg rolls
And their wonton soup
This makes me feel so so good
Fortune cookies, tell my future
Chinese Chinese Food

[Chorus x2]

[Verse 3: Patrice Wilson]
Yo!
I like Chinese food
And some Wonton soup
Get me broccoli
While I play Monopoly
Don’t be a busy bee
Cause it’s your fantasy
To eat Chinese food
Egg roll and Chop Suey
I use the chopsticks
To eat pot sticks
Put some hot sauce and sweet and sour make it sweet
Because Chinese food takes away my stress
Now I’m going to go eat Panda Express

[Chorus x2]
source

My sister Molybdenum forced me to listen to this a month or so ago and I was like "What the actual Helvetica?" Apparently, the rapping panda is also the same rapper person who appeared in Friday, but I'm not surprised.

_________________
Image


Sun Dec 08, 2013 1:26 am
Profile

The Wonderful LPer

User avatar

Lord of Let's Plays

Lord of Let's Plays

Badges:
Image

Image
Usergroup Bars:
Image
Image

Joined: Fri Sep 14, 2012 1:02 am
Posts: 6629
Location: I am everywhere and nowhere...
Age: 22
Gender:
Heavy RP Characters: Zeldalord's Minions
Post Re: Stupidest Song Lyrics
While I haven't paid too much attention to the lyrics, I don't like this song, despite popular opinions.

I know that once in love
You don't think of the devil who's inside
and maybe there'll come one day
When you'll feel safe and I won't have the time

You'll hear what you wanna hear
Blink once I could disappear
Some rules to the game will make it
right for both of us

Just say what you wanna say
I've got it to give away
we both wanna to make it last
So keep your eyes on me
Your eyes on me

It's not an illusion
That you're the one
And I have fallen deep
I said right from the start
When we're apart
You must only think of me

Temptation is all around
Take good care of what you've found
That's why when I turn around
You better keep
No matter what you think I need
No matter what you think I need
No matter what you once believed
If you're mine

So you better say

No matter what you think of me
No it doesn't really matter what you once believed
I wanna be the air you breathe
Yeah you better be everything you said you'd be

I wanna be the only one
or we can't go on
No matter what you think I need

You better keep your eyes on me

say that you want me
Open up your heart
Even if it's hard
Say that you need me
Then let him know
Baby don't put on a show

say that you need me
Tell 'em how you feel
let 'em know it's real
And if you love me
Never turn your back
Gonna keep my eyes on that

Temptation is all around
Take good care of what you found
That's why when I turn around
You better keep
You better keep your eyes on me
No matter what you think I need
No matter what you once believed
If you're mine

So you better say

No matter what you think of me
No it doesn't really matter what you once believed
I wanna be the air you breathe
Yeah you better be everything you said you'd be

I'm gonna be your only one
We really can't go on
No matter what you think of me
You better keep your eyes on me
Your eyes on me
Your eyes on me

-Eyes on me, Final Fantasy VIII


Also, Vanadium, I LOVE your new avatar! :lol:

_________________
"I am FEZeldalord12345, and that is a mouthful."
To see my current LP, click on the photo in my signature.

Actually, this is the mouthful: "Final Ultimate Legendary Earth Power Super Max Justice Future Miracle Dream Beautiful Galaxy Big Bang Little Bang Sunrise Starlight Infinite Fabulous Totally Final Wonderful Arrow...FIRE!!!"

I now have a Twitch account, so if you want to see me take on challenging games, click below!
http://www.twitch.tv/fezeldalord12345


Sun Dec 08, 2013 1:30 am
Profile

Woman of Letters

User avatar

WMB Addict

WMB Addict

Badges:
Image
Usergroup Bars:
Image
Image

Joined: Sun Apr 01, 2012 2:25 pm
Posts: 985
Location: Everywhere and nowhere more awesomely!
Gender:
Heavy RP Characters: Characters
Post Re: Stupidest Song Lyrics
Imagine the annoying 'clap clap tap tap tap clap bonk bonk, clap bonk bonk bonk bonk bang bonk' of that stupid redundant cup rhythm while reading:

I've got my ticket for the long way 'round
Two bottle whiskey for the way
And I sure would like some sweet company
Oh, I'm leaving tomorrow. What do you say?

When I'm gone (when I'm gone)
When I'm gone (when I'm gone)
You're gonna miss me when I'm gone

You're gonna miss me by my hair
You're gonna miss me everywhere,
You're gonna miss me when I'm gone

I've got my ticket for the long way 'round
The one with the prettiest view

It's got mountains, it's got rivers
It's got woods that give you shivers
But it sure would be prettier with you

When I'm gone (when I'm gone)
When I'm gone (when I'm gone)
You're gonna miss me when I'm gone

You're gonna miss me by my walk
You'll miss me by my talk
You're gonna miss me when I'm gone

I've got my ticket for the long way 'round
These feet weren't built to stay too long
And I'll go there on my own
But you'll miss me when you're home
It's for you, dear, that I sing this song

When I'm gone (when I'm gone)
When I'm gone (when I'm gone)
You're gonna miss me when I'm gone

You're gonna miss me by my hair
You're gonna miss me everywhere
You're gonna miss me when I'm gone

When I'm gone
When I'm gone
You're gonna miss me when I'm gone

You're gonna miss me by my walk
You'll miss me by my talk
You're gonna miss me when I'm gone

The Cups Song, AKA When I'm Gone, Pitch Perfect

Never fails to irritate me.

_________________


Sun Dec 08, 2013 3:27 pm
Profile

~Dez Chilli~

User avatar

Midna Devotee

Midna Devotee

Joined: Tue Sep 04, 2012 1:37 pm
Posts: 85
Age: 21
Gender:
Post Re: Stupidest Song Lyrics
So, I heard this song when my band director played this in class for us. And quite honestly, I laughed for 5 minutes straight at its video and the fact that people actually willingly sung this and danced for it.

Ylvis: What Does the Fox Say

Dog goes woof
Cat goes meow
Bird goes tweet
and mouse goes squeek

Cow goes moo
Frog goes croak
and the elephant goes toot

Ducks say quack
and fish go blub
and the seal goes ow ow ow ow ow

But theres one sound
That no one knows
What does the fox say?

Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
What the fox say?

Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!
Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!
Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!
What the fox say?

Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!
Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!
Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!
What the fox say?

Joff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!
Tchoff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!
Joff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!
What the fox say?

Big blue eyes
Pointy nose
Chasing mice
and digging holes

Tiny paws
Up the hill
Suddenly youre standing still

Your fur is red
So beautiful
Like an angel in disguise

But if you meet
a friendly horse
Will you communicate by
mo-o-o-o-orse?
mo-o-o-o-orse?
mo-o-o-o-orse?

How will you speak to that
ho-o-o-o-orse?
ho-o-o-o-orse?
ho-o-o-o-orse?
What does the fox say?

Jacha-chacha-chacha-chow!
Chacha-chacha-chacha-chow!
Chacha-chacha-chacha-chow!
What the fox say?

Fraka-kaka-kaka-kaka-kow!
Fraka-kaka-kaka-kaka-kow!
Fraka-kaka-kaka-kaka-kow!
What the fox say?

A-hee-ahee ha-hee!
A-hee-ahee ha-hee!
A-hee-ahee ha-hee!
What the fox say?

A-oo-oo-oo-ooo!
Woo-oo-oo-ooo!
What does the fox say?

The secret of the fox
Ancient mystery
Somewhere deep in the woods
I know youre hiding
What is your sound?
Will we ever know?
Will always be a mystery
What do you say?

Youre my guardian angel
Hiding in the woods
What is your sound?

Wa-wa-way-do Wub-wid-bid-dum-way-do Wa-wa-way-do

Will we ever know?

Bay-budabud-dum-bam

I want to

Mama-dum-day-do

I want to
I want to know!
Abay-ba-da bum-bum bay-do



So yeah, if you've heard it you understand why the person who wrote this was high when he did, and if you haven't, then please listen to it, and have a few of your brain cells die with us that have XD

_________________
:) :) :) :)
You are braver than you believe, stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think
It's been a while my friends


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


Fri Dec 13, 2013 2:04 pm
Profile

User avatar

Midnaholic

Midnaholic

Image

Joined: Sat Mar 10, 2012 9:44 pm
Posts: 487
Location: I dunno but bigfoot is over there and he's flipping me the bird. . any help here?
Gender:
Post Re: Stupidest Song Lyrics
The same line 16 times. O.K, we get the picture.
Plus the background music makes me feel like I'm going to have a stroke or something.
But then again, its pop music, so I expect nothing less.

"We Found Love"
(feat. Calvin Harris)

[Narration:]
It's like you're screaming, and no one can hear
You almost feel ashamed
That someone could be that important
That without them, you feel like nothing
No one will ever understand how much it hurts
You feel hopeless; like nothing can save you
And when it's over, and it's gone
You almost wish that you could have all that bad stuff back
So that you could have the good

Yellow diamonds in the light
Now we’re standing side by side
As your shadow crosses mine
What it takes to come alive

It’s the way I’m feeling I just can’t deny
But I’ve gotta let it go

We found love in a hopeless place
We found love in a hopeless place
We found love in a hopeless place
We found love in a hopeless place

Shine a light through an open door
Love and life I will divide
Turn away 'cause I need you more
Feel the heartbeat in my mind

It’s the way I’m feeling I just can’t deny
But I’ve gotta let it go

We found love in a hopeless place
We found love in a hopeless place
We found love in a hopeless place
We found love in a hopeless place

Yellow diamonds in the light
Now we’re standing side by side
As your shadow crosses mine (mine, mine, mine)

We found love in a hopeless place
We found love in a hopeless place
We found love in a hopeless place
We found love in a hopeless place

We found love in a hopeless place
We found love in a hopeless place
We found love in a hopeless place
We found love in a hopeless place

_________________
A good day seldom gets better.

A bad day almost always gets f'n worse.


Sat Dec 14, 2013 11:42 pm
Profile WWW
Display posts from previous:  Sort by  
Reply to topic   [ 6 posts ] 

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 1 guest


You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot post attachments in this forum

Search for:
Jump to:  
cron
Powered by phpBB © 2000, 2002, 2005, 2007 phpBB Group.
Designed by STSoftware for PTF.